Dear GIRLS, . . Aap logo ke Mobile No. par agar koi Faltu ki calls ya miss call kar k pareshan kar raha ho . . To uska mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do ki -- i phone 6 Only 1000 rs.. Me . . .

--Todays Generation--- DADAji:- Beta jaa pani le aa, . . 1st Pota : Main nhi jaa skta game khel rha hu, . 2nd pota : Rehne do DADA JI ye tou hai hi Battamiz, . . Aap khud hi jaa kar le aao or mere liye bhi le ana

Apni Girlfrnd ki shadi main ja ke ehsaas hua.. . . Ki. . . Khana accha ho to Mohabbat bhi fikki lagti hai.. (',') <))-> _/\_ 1 plate aur de-yaar maza aa gaya..

1970: Dulha Sochata hai Dahej Mein RADIO Mil Jayee... .. 1980: Dahej Mein CYCLE Mil Jayee... . 1990: Dahej Mein BIKE Mil Jayee... . 2000: Dahej Mein CAR Mil Jayee... . 2015: Bus Bina BOYFRIEND Wali Dulhan Mill Jaye Aur Kuch Nahi Chahiyee

Gf : kaisi lag rahi huu m ? Bf : bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zaroorat nahi hai.. Gf : sachhiii Bf : yaa.. actually tumhe plastic surgery ki jaroorat h..!!

Mental hosptal ke 1 room me sb pagl dance karte thy Bas 1 pagal Pappu chup tha. . . . . . . Doctor samjha theek hogya. poocha dance que nhi kr rhe? . . . . . . . Pagal: bewakoof main "Dulha" hoon.

Two simple lines- Dont make any close relation without full understanding..... . . And Dont break any close relation with small misunderstanding....

एक दिन हम भी कफ़न ओढ़ जाएँगे….. हर एक रिश्ता इस ज़मीन से तोड़े जाएँगे…… जितना जी चाहे सतालो यारो…… एक दिन रुलाते हुए सबको छोड़ जाएँगे……

Unhone hamara imtehan lene k liye kaha apni jan de do.. . . . Fir kyaa tha . . . Humne khushi khushii . . Keh diya.. . . . . . . . GHANTA..

Mohababt na Sahi Mukadma hi karde mujh Par . . . . . Kam se kam Tarikh dar Tarikh Mulakaat to hogi

Boy's Dialogue: Bus, train aur ladki, ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai... . . . . Now Girls Dialogue: Rickshaw, taxi aur ladke, ek ko bulao, 4 chale aata hainn

Santa- Tere Kute Ne Meri Kitab Fad Di. Banta- Mai Use Abi Saja Deta Hu. Santa- Maine Saja De Di Hai. Banta- Kaise? Santa- Maine Uske Katore Ka Doodh Pi Liya.

Always speak truth to ur parents And . . . . . . Run away. Immediatly...!!!! .... Bcoz the speed of "chappal" is faster then u......!!!

Ek joker ne logo ko 1 joke sunaya to sub log bahot hase, . . . Usne wahi joke dobara sunaya to kam log hase . . . us ne wahi joke fir se sunaya to koi bhi nahi hasa . . . To phir usne 1 bohat pyari baat boli:" Agar aap 1 khushi ko le kar baar baar nahi khush ho sakte to phir . ek GHAM ko le kar baar baar rote kyu ho..

Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ? . . . . . Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho . . . Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likh do . . . Boy :"Oo teri . . Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi hai star plus dekh ke.

Maine To Bus Stop Pe Khadi Ladki Se Sirf Time Poocha Tha, Ae Doston.. . Ki Kitne Baje..?? . . . . . Wo To Sharma Ke Boli : . Park Me Theek Subah 9 Baje..!! . /(',')/ . ( ) . // Hat Jaao Yaar Apni To Lottery Hi Lag Gayi..!!

Rulz of Boyzzz . . Dhoka mila jab pyar me, zindagi me udasi chha gai, socha tha aag laga denge is duniya ko, par kambakht doosri pasand aa gai..

Advantages Of Not having LOVER.. . . 1. Can Sleep Well.. 2. Can Save Time'n Money.. 3. No Missed Call At Mid night.. 4. No Worries about How I Look.. 5. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme.. 6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.. 7. Can Talk to All Boys'n Girls.. 8. The Most Important, U never keep Devdas post on FB.. .. Proud To Be Single..

Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rhi thi… Ladki- jaanu .. please apple my new number. Ladka : confused and ask…. what?? Ladki – mera number apple karlo na jaldi.. Ladka – are par apple to seb hota he. Ladki- mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh rahi hu k mera number phone me seb krlo. Ladka behosh

You Know khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khaane wale , Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali beemari kaun si hai....? . . . . . . . . . . . Yahi!!! Jo hath mein pakdi hai